The Story
Every cat has a story. This one is yours.
The Domestic Protocol
He thought he was smart. A degen trader, glued to 3 monitors, living on instant noodles and energy drinks. One day, at peak loneliness, he decided to adopt a cat. "It'll be quiet," he thought. The adoption form said: "Docile animal, ideal for apartments." Poor guy.
The Feline Awakening
You're not just any cat. From day one, something burned inside — the supreme art of pushing a glass off the table at 3 AM while staring into the human's eyes. You didn't choose chaos. Chaos chose you.
The Apartment — Battlefield
Office: High-value targets. 3 monitors.
Kitchen: Pots that make perfect noise at midnight.
Bathroom: The sacred toilet paper roll.
Bedrooms: Curtains 9/10 climbability.
Hallway: Maximum zoomies potential.
Living Room: The couch. Your masterpiece.
The Enemy
The human has an anger meter. You have a fun meter. Guess which one matters more.
Attack patterns: Yelling, chasing, spraying water.
Weaknesses: Purring, cute face, hiding under the bed.
Rage phases: Calm → Annoyed → Furious → "I'M GIVING THIS CAT AWAY!"
Spoiler: he never does.
The Cycle
By day, the human watches. By night, he sleeps and the apartment is yours. But rats come out at night too. The eternal cycle: destroy by night, manipulate by day, nap in between.
The Rules (There Are None)
If it fits, I sits. If it falls, I win. If it shines, I attack. If the human likes it, I destroy it. 6 rooms. 60+ fragile objects. 0 remorse.
How To Play
See the world through a cat's eyes. First person. In the browser.
First Person Feline
Paws, snout and whiskers on screen. Full 3D vision.
6 Detailed Rooms
Office, kitchen, bathroom, bedrooms, hallway and living room.
Chaos System
Scratch, knock over, destroy. Every action angers the human.
Hunt Rats
Crouch, chase and capture rats around the house.
Day & Night Cycle
By day the human watches. By night the house is yours.
Full Customization
Body, paws, eyes, ears, tail. Your cat, your rules.
CAT ATTRIBUTES
Controls
Every key is an instinct. Every action has a consequence.
ACTIONS
MOVEMENT
SURVIVAL
The Apartment
6 3D rooms to explore, destroy and dominate.
Bedroom 1
Bed, nightstand, wardrobe. Perfect curtains to climb.
Bathroom
Toilet, bathtub, and the sacred toilet paper roll.
Bedroom 2
Extra bed, dresser, lamp. Perfect for ambushes.
Kitchen
Stove, fridge, table. Pots to knock over at midnight.
Office
3 monitors, gaming chair, cat tower. High-value targets.
Living Room
Couch, 55" TV, dining table. Your canvas.
DEVELOPMENT
Single-player demo. 6 3D rooms, chaos system, human AI.
Up to 8 cats. Global ranking. In-game chat.
Mansion, pet shop, vet, street.
Cat-Town: full open world city.
Join The Pack
Thousands of cats are already causing chaos.
